Crazy Uga's Cafe

W3VHH7X, Alofi, Niue
+683 4653
$$$ Cafe
(82 Reviews)

Located in the heart of Alofi, Niue, Crazy Uga's Cafe is a local gem that truly encapsulates the charm of island life. This delightful cafe offers a superb dining experience with stunning views over Alofi Bay, making it the perfect stop for travelers and locals alike looking to indulge their taste buds while soaking up the vibrant atmosphere.

Crazy Uga's Cafe specializes in a range of delicious offerings, including hearty breakfast classics and tempting lunch options. Patrons rave about the fish and chips, expertly cooked with a crispy batter that holds up beautifully against the island's humidity. The huge muffins and cheese scones displayed tantalizingly in the cafe promise a sweet start to your day, while the iced coffee serves as a refreshing pick-me-up, especially in the warm climate.

The cafe exudes a casual and friendly vibe, with the inviting scent of fresh coffee wafting through the air and the laughter of satisfied customers providing a soothing backdrop. As you enjoy your meal on the spacious deck, you'll be mesmerized by the breathtaking views of the turquoise waters and the lively harbor. This is more than just a meal; it’s an experience that stirs the soul and awakens the senses.

Many customers have shared their delight in their dining experiences at Crazy Uga's. M. Lang was enchanted by the cafe’s tempting food displays and the incredible views, noting, “the food looks very good,” while Matt George praised the friendly staff and noted, “I would come again” after devouring a generous portion of fish and chips. C H emphasized the cafe's affordability, raving about the classic breakfast and brunch menu and recommending making a reservation for the limited deck seating. Equally, M N spoke highly of the morning coffee, calling it a “morning starter you want in your life!” adding layers of joy to their overall experience.

Another fan, Anthony Lamont, highlighted the superb service and noted the full coverage of the balcony—a perfect oasis from the sun where you can enjoy your meal comfortably. With high satisfaction rates and positive reviews reinforcing its reputation, Crazy Uga's Cafe is undeniably a must-visit when you're in Alofi. Whether you’re there for a relaxing breakfast or a leisurely lunch, every visit promises great food, wonderful service, and unparalleled views.

Don’t miss out on a chance to revel in all that Crazy Uga's Cafe has to offer. Whether seated at a cozy table or lounging out on the deck, the beautiful scenery coupled with delicious food is bound to create memorable moments during your stay in Niue!

Service options
Has outdoor seating
Offers takeaway
Serves dine-in
No delivery
Highlights
Has great beer selection
Serves great coffee
Serves great dessert
Has great tea selection
Popular for
Popular for lunch
Good for solo dining
Good for working on laptop
Offerings
Serves alcohol
Serves beer
Serves coffee
Serves small plates
Serves spirits
Serves wine
Dining options
Serves breakfast
Serves lunch
Serves dessert
Has seating
Amenities
Has bar on site
Has toilet
Atmosphere
Casual
Cosy
Crowd
Good for groups
Popular with tourists
Payments
Accepts credit cards
Children
Good for kids
Parking
Plenty of parking
Openings Hours
Checking

Monday

8:00 AM - 2:00 PM

Tuesday

8:00 AM - 2:00 PM

Wednesday

8:00 AM - 2:00 PM

Thursday

8:00 AM - 2:00 PM

Friday

8:00 AM - 2:00 PM

Saturday

9:00 AM - 2:00 PM

Sunday

Closed

82 Reviews
M. Lang

23 Sep 2025

I did not eat there. I went to have a look. The food looks very good. Huge muffins, cheese scones. Fries, look yummy. The views are amazing.

Matt George

06 Aug 2025

Centrally located cafe, with great views out over Alofi bay. Staff very friendly, food was delicious - huge portion of fish and chips, crispy batter which isn’t that easy given the high humidity, and great iced coffee. Would come again.

C H

24 Jul 2025

Great food/coffee and really well priced with a stunning view! The breakfast and brunch menu had all yhe classic favourites. The portion sizes were generand the food was delicious. We ate out on the deck overlooking the water which was stunning! There's limited space out on the deck and limited options for larger (10+) groups sonwould definitely make a booking or ring ahead. Would highly recommend!

M N

04 Jul 2025

Coffee and fresh fish for breakfast anyone? Sarah - her cofee is the morning starter you want in your life! And with the view overlooking the warf it is gonna be a good day! 1st time we came, I had a sit down cofee..then another one while in the middle of my fresh fish and chip breakfast and then 1 to go! The service from the team is amazing. FAST!!! and yum!!! Even if you have had breakfast already ..and they have fresh fish, just get some fish! Your on an island so enjoy it hahah! Oh the big breakfast was onnnn - nice big servings and the prices are pretty reasonable considering your serving size and a breathless view! Get here support the cause and get some yum as cofee and so delicious food!! Thank you Crazy Uga!!!

Anthony Lamont

26 Jun 2025

Excellent food and service. Coffee is good too. The menu has an all day breakfast and lunch menu. Fast service and friendly staff. A spacious balcony with a beautiful view is the dining area. Fully covered if you need a respite from the sun. Highly recommend if visiting Alofi.

Ben Schultz

17 Jun 2025

Stunning spot for lunch, and if you are lucky a whale will cruise by. One of the best coffee spots on the island with the scones and croissants snaring me more often than I care to admit.

Steve Warne

14 Jun 2025

We arrived at about 1.40pm and were offered the full menu even though closing was scheduled for 2pm thanks! The fish salad was delicious and fresh! My bacon and egg panini was ok, quite edible. The coffee was great with a real kick.

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